Do you think the world is ready for me and my teachings?

I am a 6ft 3in tall Sausage Monster with a curve*so I could have been taller*. I can talk. I was partially eaten for your sins. I not only condone the act of eating sausages, I consider it to be a pious act and partake of it myself. However, eating hot dogs is evil. I am here to spread the good word of the Giant Space Sausage and inform the mes that JEDI are real.